Ugh. I am over this shit.

B- Coop have to say that you still hanging out with this crone is a real disappointment.

‘NOxious

Just a super unflattering picture I saw in The Daily Mail.

Ugh.

Don’t Be That Girl: Miley

Seriously. Where are your parents?
I don’t want to blame them. I don’t want to blame you. But what the fuck is going on here?
How much is dignity? And is it not available at the local Wal-Mart?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Also, happy birthday!!!

Don’t Be That Girl: Kate Moss

I showed this picture to my roommate the other day and said, “Look at Kate Moss here. She looks like a real fat bitch, right?”

He didn’t agree with me. I don’t think he was looking hard enough. You have to look real hard but it’s there. That tubby bitch is wriggling it’s way out.

Kate Moss has caused a slight stir by saying one of her mottos is: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

Wow, what a lovely human being!

I always feel sort of bad that when she was going through her sort of Sid and Nancy phase with Pete Doherty that he just couldn’t get it together to murder her.

Now she’s with Jamie Hince, fucking up The Kills and being a genuine artifact, grade A, asshole.

Don’t Be This Couple

I feel like such a hater these days, but you know what it’s not me it’s you.

You bring it out of me.

You in this instance being Katy Perry.

Yeah you. Why?

You really think I need a reason?

Look at this fantastic outfit.

It’s called privacy. Yeah we get it you and Rusty Bands are smooshing your privates together but that doesn’t mean you should make a lingere outfit out of his favorite soccer… sorry football team with his cute little moniker on the back.

Seriously why make people guess that both of you are just into it for the publicity?

Oh you guys are just doing normal things, like going to the movies and dropping each other of at the airport… surrounded by paparazzi. Why is that even happening? You have to be telling them where you’re going because I don’t think anyone really cares that you are dating.

I’d like to say that I expected more from both of you. But Russell you’ve always claimed that fame is number one your agenda. You’re a whore and a fame whore… that’s probably redundant.

And Katy you’re to boring too try and be anything else.

Don’t Be That Girl: Blake Lively

“As if her tits aren’t fake – they look like stress balls.” @stokes22

Serena’s tits have their own story line in Gossip Girl and it’s definitely the only one worth watching. Does that sound gay? I am not gay (well not until I hit at least 45) but sometimes boobs are just transfixing. That’s why I don’t wear anything low cut. I would be staring down my own tops for hours on end. And my boobs are only okay.

I know I was sending an email once while watching Gossip Girl and the email did wander into a long train of though about Serena’s rack. She is packing.

But seriously this is  the main problem with Gossip Girl – What the fuck is Vanessa still doing on the show?

Nobody likes you! Nobody wants you! You’re like the Andrea of the original 90210. Beat it!

Less Vanessa more Jenny. And to pacify us in the meantime I guess we’ll just gape at Serena’s chesticles.

Also, I know this is old hat, but that threesome last week was not only disgusting it was also boring.

Don’t Be This Girl

What the fuck sort of style is this?

It’s like that scene in Mean Girls where all the girls cut the front of their shirts up so you can see their bras.

Just a big ol’ what the fuck?

Growing Pains

What if David Beckham’s kids are never more than regular looking? What happens then?

Would child services have to be called in?

Imagine if your dad was always hotter then you. How would that affect you?

Will they become serial killers?

Don’t Be That Girl ? – Jocelyn Wildenstein

It’s complicated, to say the least.

This woman looks like a monster but she is rocking out in full monster glory. Sure, her insides are probably even more messed up then her outsides but she prevails.

Also she is like 63 which is not what you think at all when you see her. You just think… Fuck.

Don’t Be These Girls

Okay, I know there is a certain “Je ne sais quoi” about Chris Brown but that intrigue did completely evaporate when he hit his girlfriend in the face.

So he’s out and about – partying – but really do you wanna be that girl he picks up? Because if he is going to hit Rhianna in the face – a celebrity – he will probably just murder you – random girl – and dump you in a ditch somewhere. He only really got in trouble because Rhianna was so famous. Imagine if she wasn’t famous. Are you imagining nothing? Because that would have been the result – Nothing.